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topping for Bernie Sanders in Big Black Voter Problem VII
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the Donbass People's Militia
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Pussy Tebeau
Ugly Dickshot
Chubby Cox
honestly wondering how Jayden Smith walks down the street without getting punched
your food buying boobs on ebay
his face was made for punching, and that's just what you'll do, one of these days he'll get his face punched in by you
it would still be worth it
hoping that if you were ever in a position to punch Seth MacFarlane in the face, your rational mind would be able to realize that if you ever did start punching him, you wouldn't be able to stop until his brain was pate, and murder has a harsh punishment
getting scarred working hard guarding cars for the stars with Stellan Skarsgard
Uber's rubes
the amazing Regreh Inder
Inder and Tuber
Pokemon Tinder and Uber
imagining it would have to be something like a cross between Tinder and Uber
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(1) his face was made for punching, and that's just what you'll do, one of these days he'll get his face punched in by you
(8) trying to think of someone with a more punchable face than Matt Damon
(14) the recurrent concern that one day, someone we talk about, other than Kento because honestly, Kento, amirite, will turn up and there'll be this long terrible discussion about them on the front page
(2) eating roast beef off of your own boobs
(2) Cosby testifies for seven hours in abuse suit, lawyer says
(1) winning Oasis
(15) wondering whether you've entered some kind of "Watch All of Natalie Portman's Movies for a Chance to Perform Cunnilingus on Her!" contest or something
(2) the man in the yellow hat
(7) wondering where the line between porn film and birthing video lies
(2) spooning Jennifer Aniston's boobs
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
insecurity (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
having beautiful breasts (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (171)
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I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (35)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (30)
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