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cutting the horse bull, Seymour
drawing a picture of Gandalf edging towards Bryan Singer while Jean Luc Picard sits there with a conflicted look on his face for a while before going back and having sex with his child bride
drawing a picture of Gandalf and Jean Luc Picard edging away from Bryan Singer
drawing a picture of an orc going wrist deep in Thorin Oakenshield
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having bitterly ironic tantric sex with Orcrist
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having bitterly ironic tantric sex with Sting
A North Carolina prosecutor was the intended target of an elaborate kidnapping plot, but the kidnappers looked up the wrong address on the Internet and abducted the prosecutor's father instead, according to an indictment released Tuesday
the bitterly ironic music of Sting, one of the most depressing songwriters ever to have lived
wondering why songs even have lyrics
cringing every time you hear some guy call in to a radio station to dedicate Every Breath You Take to his love
you can really see why people cling to Born in the USA as a kind of upbeat, affirmative pop rock song rather than actually listening to the lyrics
Bruce Springsteen is kind of depressing
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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