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that sounds eminently convincing
me too, but I have a big day ahead of me, here in France
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your dentist posting pics of himelf with Mick Fleetwood to facebook
I just couldn't find a rhyme for it
I am literally that guy
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the weather is fine
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wondering if you ever screwed Suzi Rougher
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a bit of a panic is good for us all sometimes
some might call me panicky but I really never showed it here
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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