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swinging your flat taxes from a noose
being a Jill Stein for Halloween
National Walrus Security Tusk Force
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the Donald violently emerges from Kowalski's peanuts when he attempts to have sex with a fellow marine
The National Enquirer later reported that Trump refused to go out with Hayek because she's "too short" and this would make The Donald look like a "hulking, predatory ogre" standing next to her instead of "a puckish, malevolent goblin"
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having sandwich sex with a dinosaur
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finding "having dinosaur sex with a sandwich" in your autofill cache
finding "marrying a sandwich" in your autofill cache
wanting to give Kento a male ORANGE order bride for his birthday
wanting to give Kento a male order bride for his birthday
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(1) "terrible" China, "totally corrupt" Mexico, "a total mess big crime" Germany
(1) Nens "Hasty" Chrideen, of the Great Empire of D'C'Naa, he
(2) I voted for Camel McCamelface
(2) Elmo porn
(1) Let me hear the sound you'd make if you were slashed in half by a sword
(1) liking your women like you like your steak, blue
(1) Animorphs, the most beautiful lie
(1) The Shining really is a great name for a romcom
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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