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that's easy, done it a million times
tricking a straight man into licking another straight man's genitals in a nonsexual way
dusting and polishing mixing boards
jubilant rape scat
jubilant ape scat
It says something that the strongest number is practically lyricless, an ape party consisting of jubilant scat singing
Review Colon Even Phil Collins' mediocre songs can't dampen this 'Tarzan'
thank you Taco for that loving tribute to Falco
the weird EXODUS phase your LARGE brother went through around age FOUR PI, wherein he became an aficionado of EXODUS and bought everything they had produced on LASERDISC, including GALOSHESCROTCHES
plus all the crap Phil Collins ever dropped
the weird Genesis phase your little brother went through around age eleven, wherein he became an aficionado of Genesis and bought everything they had produced on CD, including bootlegs
wandering to the youtube video for Sussudio and noticing that you disliked it already, which must have been like at least five years ago
I'm just going to assume that's a fisting joke
she reaches in and grabs right hold of Myke Hawke
she seems to have an invisible tush
wondering how many victims of Phil Collins' sexual advances have been ignored due to his invisible bad touch
licking another man's waffle iron in a pansexual way
there's this one dog in a GENESIS car barking right at the start with an invisible touch
licking another dog's genitals in a nonsexual way
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(1) licking another man's genitals in a nonsexual way
(2) Dog With A Butt Plug
(1) snarfs TWICE your girth
(1) finding a picture of Tim Duncan swimming with a beluga
(3) jokes that are either Kento or Woodsy Alan
(3) wondering if you have any great recipes for TOMATOES
(1) Francesco Uttini
(3) doing Dallas
(2) doing it without lubrication
(1) my spoon is too big
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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