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The lead character is a stripper named Erotica Jones who is secretly the superheroine slash secret agent Stripperella
Booby Jewel, rejected Stan Lee character
peeing stout
the FULLY FUNCTIONAL old robot saying "STOUT PEE CONDOM"
the old robot saying "DOES NOT COMPUTE"
Butch Cassidy and the Bitch Kid
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Whatever Happened to Booby Jewel
the night is young
I'm not nude
Two Nude Men Playing with Dicks
drawing a picture of Kento being Eiffel Towered by a monkey and a deer
babe II COLON PIG IN THE CITY
Two Nude Men Playing with Dice
babe
I just saw that article, you beat me to it, you magnificent bastard
The monkey deer sexual interactions reported in our paper may reflect the early stage development of a new behavioural tradition at Minoo
dividing your nightly profit by the number of songs you murder in your set, and handing the total of that one song over to UNHCR
Dickgirls Kingdom Colon Conquest
Eiffel Towerboys Queendom Colon Conquest
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(1) feeling it coming in the air tonight
(2) I'm going home to sleep with my wife
(2) wondering what the resident regret index medical expert has to say about the possible adverse reactions of putting mustard on one's penis
(3) the thing in the prequels where they were like "well, the only Twi'lek females we've seen so far have been strippers, so we'd better make all female Twi'leks, even the Jedi, dress like strippers or else people will be confused"
(2) wondering if breeding for France automatically means having sex with a twelve year old girl, here in the early twenty first century
(8) wondering if Chris Lydon or the walrus ever fails to climax, and, if so, whether Kento sees it as a personal failure
(3) liking your tea like you like your sex, nonconsensual
(1) writing that fanfiction where Kento and Chris Lydon are captured and raped by hugecocked African savages and they have to fight their way out with machine guns and then they have butt sex
(1) that you do not believe that anything written about you on this website could shock you at this point
(1) no scrubs, no homo
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
spam fritters (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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