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in west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground was where I spent most of my days chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shooting some b cock outside of the school
you put the cock in the basket and lotion it all up or else you get the hose again
wondering what the rules to basketcock are
the Leprechaun violently emerges from Kowalski's basket when he attempts to shoot some hoops
Leprechauns Don't Play BasketCOCK
yo, cheerio
that is racist
Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball
these Pokemon are Old and Overdone
those days are old and overdone
Linda McMahon is selected as Secretary of Hulkamania
Linda McCartney is selected as Secretary for Meat and Being Alive
Linda McMahon is selected as Administrator of the Small Business Administration
we should sand him
we should send him sand
sandmail
we should send him fanmail
wondering if anyone has ever written fanmail to Hayden Christensen
wondering whether there is a correlation between cold winters and an absence of internet trolls in spring just as there is a correlation between cold winters and an absence of retirees in spring
wondering if Hayden Panettiere and Hayden Christensen ever get each other's fanmail by mistake
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(1) we should send him fanmail
(3) yeah, that's what I mean, people are basically just filming porn with a three sixty camera and playing it on an oculus rift, but when are we going to get the actual fully interactive stuff with maybe a crotchpiece or something
(1) Harold Pinter writing a harlequin play starring Hayden Panettiere licking HP sauce off of Harry Potter's hard penis
(1) skin
(2) HP is short for Hard Penis
(1) that Betty White is in her nineties
(1) FBI Colon Tycoon Was Extorted By Gay Porn Star
(17) imagining the images on an amazing Regret Index calendar and then throwing up in your mouth a little bit
(3) not really having anything useful to say to people in times of stress, but feeling the need to say something and consequently making a lot of low grade sexual jokes
(5) looking at pictures of naked gentlemen
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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