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lolcoding the AI for leprous rapewurst to slam Kento NPC's dicks in the car door
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shat rest
the stars
grinding leprous rapewurst for XP
'Bobcat' is a nickname meaning 'sockmule'
'Lembus' is a nickname meaning 'cockboat'
wanting to make Kento a leprous rapewurst grinder for his birthday
leprous rapewurst
mistaking Chris Lydon's bizarre, striated, earthwormlike penis for leprous rapewurst
leprous rapewurst
ultra super powers
Justin Bieber to join Pizza Underground
Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom Allegedly Get into Scuffle in a Pizza
Dick goes to town on Mumbai teen
Teen gets two hundred and thirty two "teeth" removed in Mumbai
bioluminescent mushrooms
we are all jerkin' it in the gutters, but some of us are looking at the stars
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
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most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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