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mention of Jewel
Women into bestiality take great pride in being able to take the knot
that we've mentioned Kento more than fourteen times for every mention of Jewel
knotting Jewel's bowels
burying Jewel's nuts under ebay
buying Nut's jewels on ebay
buying Jewel's nuts on ebay
trying to use ebay to gague how much an Alaskan country singer songwriter's breast tissue is worth, but finding only "buy now" prices that range from fourteen to a hundred and thirty dollars
buying Jewel's boobs on ebay
your ass selling food on ebay
that there haven't been any spambot barrages in like six hours
your boobs selling food on ebay
Pokemon Look You Now and Isn't It
Pokemon Krakynge and Babelynge
which is why there are no Welshmen in heaven
So St Peter went outside the gates and called in a loud voice ' Cause bobe, yt is as moche to say as rostyd chese ' at which all the Welshmen ran out, and when St Peter saw they were all outside, he went in and locked the gates
it is told that God became weary of all the Welshmen in heaven, 'which with their krakynge and babelynge trobelyd all the others', and asked the Porter of Heaven Gate, St Peter, to do something about it
The word Welsh may have been adopted because it was used by the English to mean "foreign" or "inferior"
figuring Ryan will drop by and nuke the tuna melt again at some point
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(2) being Super Ted
(1) figuring Ryan will drop by and nuke the comment database again at some point
(30) your boobs buying food on ebay
(30) tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy
(171) being a minimalist
(34) not having met ryan north
(7) that you would gobble up Alice Eve if you were not in a relationship
(110) turtles
(1) the singer of the Pokemon Battle Frontier theme song sounding like Tom Petty
(1) wondering, and not for the first time, what the fuck is wrong with us
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
insecurity (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having beautiful breasts (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (171)
turtles (110)
I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (35)
not having met ryan north (34)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (30)
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