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ch vn h'nr d 'acht ch vn h'nr d 'acht ch vn, ch vn ch g'at vh'ft tzv d lmnh vvyat'r tr z s g'vv'n vh'ft zvn ml d'r vn 'd'r n'r z g'vv'n 'a h'nr, h'nr, z vv'alt nsht h'avn 'a vvl 'ad'r 'a s'am, kn s'am, ch vn r 'acht 'alt m'ntsh, ch vn h'nr h'nr d 'acht ch?
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