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I'm watching the episode of Full House where Jesse steals that girl's bike and her butcher father threatens to rape him with a cleaver, probably
it's ten pm where I am, but I'm not where I usually live, in France
wondering what time it is with you
the way that the project is really suppressing your libido
sometimes having that dream slash nightmare about all your exes and crushes and inappropriate objects of obsessive terror meeting up
it wasn't really the film's fault, though
one thing that bothered you in particular was a character named Isabel with a South African accent, because of the woman who really tore your heart out that one time
do you know what happened
I'm not saying I can do convincing US or Israeli accents, and I'm sure she worked very hard to get it that good, but I find it slightly distracting
Asians are evil
fats are evil
I doubt I could do much better
it does keep turning South African at odd moments
needing to pee
really kind of hoping this is one of those ten minutes of credits deals
the weirdest part about this film being that most of the jokes wouldn't be out of place here, on the amazing Regret Index being called after a famous shampoo
gays are evil
the weirdest part about this film being that most of the jokes wouldn't be out of place here, on the amazing Regret Index
being called after a famous shampoo
anal rape and pan pipes, together at last
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
being a little in love with Egg Girl, you really need to spend less time online (1.0000)
not being able to use a star to abbreviate Homestar Runner with the Regret Index syntax (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2758/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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