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Candace stated eleven times during the session that she was dying, to which Ponder responded, "You want to die, OK, then die, Go ahead, die right now"
I know you heard so many people say I got a dickgirl in every town
I know you heard so many people say I got a different girl in every town
Pussy Monster, Jedi Master
Mace Windu, Pussy Master
World's Most Inbred Anything title goes to the English, big surprise
Smallie Biggs
self Eiffel Towering machine Kentos
encountering a bizarre and horrifying bug in which Myke Hawke got out of the shower and the pixelation over his genitals disappeared, but he failed to get dressed, leaving his frightening Ken doll crotch in plain view
honhonhon oui oui baguette
Edward Salisbury Field, her last companion in adventure, described her as "the only woman in the world worth dying for"
wondering what's the tougher nickname to have in school, Analhite or Analite
wondering what's the tougher nickname to have in school, Buttholie or Analhite
banging
All New! HAN SOLO and CHEWBACCA on a world the law forgot!
World's Dumbest Kid title goes to English bullkid named Gary
World's Ugliest Dog title goes to English bulldog named Zsa Zsa
being granted a seat on the pussywillow council but not attaining the rank of pussywillow
attaining the rank of pussywillow with seventeen votes
Christine Lydon
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(4) encountering a bizarre and horrifying bug in which Myke Hawke got out of the shower and the pixelation over his genitals disappeared, but he failed to get dressed, leaving his frightening Ken doll crotch in plain view
(1) Myke Hawke getting caught in a bear trap
(6) that the regret index is no longer powered by regret
(1) In his statement, Trump said that "we are going to have the space force" which he deemed a "separate but equal" branch of the military
(1) Sophie Turner named two girls assaulted by her brother on social media
(3) wondering why Kento's IP address was banned and not rachel's, because rachel wrote just as many regrets as Kento, so Kento must have been doing something really bad
(8) assuming that there is a Sim version of yourself and wondering what their deal is
(2) I don't want to stand between you and love honey, I just want you to feel fine
(1) the "appalling" violence at a cycling festival in Greater Manchester that saw nine people hurt and eight men arrested
(3) I'm not even going to set up a fuck marry kill, but I just wanna know which golden girl you'd fuck first
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
tits (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
hey guys, remember Jaylala (2705/0.9975)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (358)
turtles (293)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (71)
not getting circumcised (63)
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