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wondering if Sting can stand to eat waffles, or if he just pushes a mess
wondering if Sting can stand to eat waffles, or if he just pushes
wondering if homophobes can stand to eat waffles
wondering if Sting can stand to eat waffles, or if he just pushes them around his plate
wondering if trypophobes can stand to eat waffles
I can't, I can't, I can't stand gaining weight
seriously, don't stand so close to me
the bed's too big without you, I can't reach the bucket fast enough
the bitterly violent music of Sting, one of the most vomit inducing songwriters ever to have lived
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Syrupofipecac II
Roxanne, you don't have to put your fingers down your throat
finding a violent retch teen Sting
finding a convenient Skywalker
finding a convenient streetwalker
finding a convenient streetlight
that you can genuinely believe Mama brand noodles killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead
that you can genuinely believe Mama brand noodles kissed a man
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that you can genuinely believe Mama brand noodles killed a man
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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