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he's more sand than man, now
fuck marry kill, the Four Tops, Four Non Blondes, Ten Thousand Maniacs
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bottoming for Marie of Guise in Powerful House of Guys VII
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The Freest Little City in Texas
that your phone has the word 'alway' in its dictionary and since you didn't add it, there's a good chance that your phone is retarded
thinking we were probably always this way
wondering when we drifted into this ridiculous shorthand comedy
If it were up to you, you would have filled my buddy tunnel with cement, so no one else could use it!
faint, faraway piano music, like you're trapped in the denouement of a shitty movie
giving Kento a Thug Odo
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giving Kento a Hot Doug
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(6) that a pretty brunette girl, late teens, stranded on the beach, wearing a becoming bikini bottom, flip flops and sweatshirt, to whom you lent your cell phone to call for a ride, smiled up winningly at you, batted her long lashes, then thanked you as "Sir"
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(4) getting the regret "all of these stupid regrets" but not having a Sometimes button
(1) remembering way back on THIS 'dex when we hit TWENTY thousand regrets and it seemed like an absolutely mindboggling impossible number
(4) having worked with Cambridge undergraduates and graduates for protracted periods and being honestly able to say they aren't as a cohort notably intelligent, just focused on their usually narrow special interests, and expecting the same is true of Harvard
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
forgetting to feed your klinoppe (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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