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raping a pregnant bitch and telling your friends you had a threesome
a bizarre club with cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling
shaving Danny DeVito's fat ugly trollman parts
going seven ten split
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ugly trollman parts
having seen the closing speeches of Other People's Money before, but never seeing it the whole way through before now
drawing a picture of Lot's daughters drawing lots
we're trying to cut down the past couple of days, there's a lot going spare
there can be a little more in you any time you like
there's a little racist Brit in all of us
when Danny DeVito was young and handsome and still got fat ugly trollman parts
inadvertently laughing at "a film by Norman Jewison" and realising you were right about me
misplacing your cupped palm and having to use your cut off hand
wondering how much landfill space is taken up by all the unsold Howard the Duck merchandise
misplacing your tissue and having to use a cupped palm about three minutes remaining
misplacing your tissue and having to use a cupped palm
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misplacing your jack sock and having to use tissue
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(4) having garlicky fingers
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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that the comments here came back (10)
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mimel noara (4)
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