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a real fixer upper
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some crazy meth addict kicking in the back door of your home and stealing your stuff
living in your car
having to call an exterminator to get rid of all the cockroaches in your home
living with your parents
sharing a duplex with a walrus
renting a tiny, dingy apartment with four other guys and burgers and fries
renting a tiny, dingy apartment with four other guys
that if you can't afford to buy a home, you could always rent a loverboy of George Clooneyan proportions
that if you can't afford to buy a home, you could always rent
a loverboy of George Clooneyan proportions
WALREIN used HELPING HAND! It was HARD TO GRASP!
it's not super effective
WALREIN used HELPING HAND!
Jigglypaff
though you may believe your hand is shaped like a home, it is not
While His penis is on loan you must admit that it is sort of just hanging out there very lonely as if it needed a home, sort of like a man wondering the streets looking for a house to live in
Titus the Dilator
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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