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After finding out that his girlfriend had been engaging in sodomy with the patients of the retirement home that she worked at, Frank was gunshy for almost a decade
Jewel's a very intimidating woman, she's got to convince them to go out on the court with her somehow
it's less stagefright than gunshy
everybody gets stagefright now and then
I get kind of nervous sometimes
it depends on the size of the crowd
passing Jewel's globes back and forth between a team of all star basketball players for the amusement of a crowd
spooning Jewel's globes
buying that naked lady BIRTHRIGHT, PART I
Orlando RAGE
the Harlem Globe Spooners
the New York Slash New Jersey Hitmen
hott nooking up with le hom when you had the chance, eh
BROILING the Harambe killers
grilling the Harambe killers
killing the Harambe gorillas
Funks go e y y man kill zucchini angst
walking through Marlborough with Mark Wahlberg
all Kento are fuckable, but some Kento are more fuckable than others
Kento that have fatter, gayer faces are considered more fuckable
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(3) adopting a special needs child
(2) not hooking up with the mohel when you had the chance
(2) wanting to make Kento spontaneously combust for his birthday
(1) just now realizing that Madonna's "Like a Prayer" is about a blow job
(3) that the rachel is back, and she's reading all the regrets
(1) An American says she fell asleep with a headache and woke up with a British accent, cheerio
(1) Toook x Croog
(1) wondering how you feel about pony slash recipe incest
(2) wondering how you feel about father slash son incest
(4) using a messy recipe
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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