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Mega Man Dongs
Removing vaginas can still be easy, but should never be done in a manner that could cause the vagina to vomit
Removing leeches can still be easy, but should never be done in a manner that could cause the vagina to vomit
a theme park made entirely from walrus will open its doors in Shanghai
Augustus Gloop denied entry into China
a theme park made entirely from chocolate will open its doors in Shanghai
Herman Cain ran on the slogan "We need a leader, not a reader"
a grown man in an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in hands glistening with shrimp fat
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you the leech in her vagina
rehearsal is for fags
Removing leeches can still be easy, but should never be done in a manner that could cause the leech to vomit
When a group of hard working guys find out they've fallen victim to a wealthy business man's Ponzi scheme, they conspire to rob his high rise residence
Electric Boogaloo Colon The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films
having a leech in your vaginal area
being born too straight to direct X Men and too smart to direct X Men Three
occasionally wishing you worked in academia so that you could make barely passable "academia nuts" jokes from time to time
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
drinking the water in Mexico (1.0000)
being given the cold shoulder (1.0000)
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drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
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rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2334/0.5070)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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