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"Missing Indonesian Man Found Dead Inside a Twenty Three Ft Python" is not news, "Missing Python Found Dead Inside a Twenty Three Ft Indonesian Man" is
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open parenthesis Tim Allen Noise close parenthesis
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Texas Governor Rick Perry has a cameo appearance in the film as himself
he's the kid from the Lion King, Tim Allen noise
he's the kid from the Lion King, riiiight
wanting to make Kento like a fuck truck for his birthday
making like a fuck truck and rocking back and forth in an underpass
making like a fire truck and screaming as you overtake other drivers
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making like a bread truck and hauling buns
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly
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(1) According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly
(5) fmk, JLH, SMG, JTT
(1) Jennifer Love Hewitt's Boobs Worth $five Million
(2) registering 'my dick is ten inches long' as a trademark
(4) I'm really sorry about that, we really should have dealt with this by now
(1) divas can at least sing
(1) not choosing the wagon life
(1) not choosing the vegan life
(1) Mr Freeze
(1) laughing as you hew a rough wooden dildo for Mary Chapin Carpenter
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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