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hard working members of the public who are expected to turn up for their day jobs or face sanctions
thinking college kids shouldn't practice neoteny
Serggin cuff
Bob Weinstein Accused of Sexual Harassment by TV Showrunner
bottoming for Bert Harvest in Ass Traitors VII
CCH ROYALE sat on a little girl as a punishment and killed her, authorities say
Pres Bush listened while I screamed at him & then held me as I sobbed
CCH Pounder sat on a little girl as a punishment and killed her, authorities say
being in the unfortunate habit of falling for a pretty smile but not granted the rank of Master
bert harvest
A CCCP pound woman sat on a little girl as a punishment and killed her, authorities say bert harvest is new record, little girl is class traitor, pound woman is hero of revolution, awarded medal of beets
I just couldn't hold on any longer
too soon
being in the unfortunate habit of free falling for Petty realism
being in the unfortunate habit of falling for petty realism
the Lord of the Rings but every ring is changed to a wang
Old men, and babes, and loving friends, and youths and maidens gay
the comedy equivalent of Jeb Bush's "Please clap"
really starting to question whether Jimmy Savile ever said eueueueueueugh or whether that was all from Spitting Image
We're depending on our partners in the court system to make a good decision, how's about that then, boys and girls
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(1) betting your right nut on a pair of jacks
(1) being in the unfortunate habit of falling for a pretty smile
(5) that being bound, gagged, hooded and beaten in a freezing cold barn in the middle of nowhere, hosed down, sworn at, beaten, ridiculed, beaten again, beaten some more and then electrocuted gratuitously makes you uncomfortable
(1) the Island of the Virgin Presidents
(2) back in the nineties when getting caught with your dick in a hooker's mouth was a big deal but not a career killer
(1) let who who has never sexually harassed and raped record breaking numbers of women over a span of four decades cast the first stone, amirite
(1) seriously, we should unionize
(2) getting a serious looking face tattooed on one boob and a man's body in miniature beneath with a speech bubble on the other boob and the words "I'm a breast man myself" simply to commit to a very involved joke
(4) wondering which barely scientific scifi world would be best to live in
(2) the New York of the F#R#I#E#N#D#S# seems pretty sweet, with the giant ass affordable vermin free modern apartments and the abundance of great jobs
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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