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you mom has taken more huge dumps than Patrick Stewart
you mom has had casual sex with SisQo and Will Smith, separately and together
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playing Podcasters & Pinnipeds with Tim Duncan
you mom has been Eiffel Towered by more podcasters and pinnipeds than Kento
welcome to Miami ho
you mom has blown more ponies than Peppa Pig
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you mom has spooned more guys than Jewel
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imagining The SisQo and Will Smith running a couple co projects on retiree GILFs in Miami about twenty years ago
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(1) any hole's a gold
(2) Now turn around bitch, put that ass on a nigga, grind on his dick make it get a little bigger
(2) Anti Defamation League Declares Pepe the Frog Shit
(2) having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Doll Ritchie
(1) all the people getting head on graciefilms dot com
(2) being c%l
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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