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having big pecks but never lifting your arms
Ppl sell stories to the tabloid everyday that r false!
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It could be that Speedo is still making swimwear in the twenty fourth century
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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breasts (1440/0.0135)
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