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being unable to take Buffyologists seriously, as everybody knows it's junk and Buffyonomy is the real deal
Fathers Who Watch in Buffy & Angel
refusing to believe that "'LA's got it all' Colon Hybridity and Otherness in Angel's Postmodern City" is anything other than an elaborate parody slash satire
eating that whole thing of prawns and doing farts that smell like caramel popcorn all night
super classy educations
remembering back in university when you were forced to write all those probably thirty five essays and a short dissertation which even you knew at the time was awful and you still got your literature degree
remembering back in university when you were forced to write all those postmodernist critique essays as part of your English major and thinking "when the hell I am ever going to use this stuff" and realizing that some people decided to write about Buffy
an academic publication relating to the fictional Buffyverse established by TV series, Buffy and Angel
I'd probably kill the IBF, not because of like a bloodsports thing, just because I'd kinda like to fuck that sexy FBI in the surf sometime, and I could easily spend the rest of my life nerding out with the BFI
fuck marry kill, the FBI, the BFI, the IBF
I don't know where I'm supposed to get a raincoat for that
one can just sit on the other's shoulders
either way it's a risk
there's no comfortable medium between reaching up on tiptoes and standing on a stepladder
you should give the midgets a call
I just haven't found time to shave lately
bringing hairy back
Mistyen spectres
Ashen spectres
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(2) making a old woman cry by calling her an ugly mouse, i'm looking at you, old german lady with alzheimer's
(1) that alex could be short for either alexander or alexandra, thus not clearing up the question of whether sa is female or male at ALL
(2) Virgin vs Chad memes
(1) Kids, consuming wieners with ease
(3) if you hard, then you hard
(1) knowing the date you last ate jalapenos
(3) I shall join you in those impure thoughts
(2) Smurfed Hams
(3) let's be honest, it was more of a "drop" than a "stuff"
(2) that on a really cold day, pee feels really hot as it comes out
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
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keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
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not getting circumcised (63)
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