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shooting David Bowie in his weird eye when you had sex with him
trying to keep your erection while you're having sex with David Bowie's weird eye
all is full of love
making Michael J Fox wear a fursuit and ride a skateboard and having yourself a Stuart Little Christmas
abducting Dominic Monaghan in Flying Fish Cove and having yourself a merry little Christmas
going cuckoo down in Kokomo
Montego
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teaching Tricia Helfer to enrich heifer leather in Haifa
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putting poutine in Putin
just now realizing that nearly one third of all regrets have been written after the comments went down
George Lucas Announces Terrence and Phillip Prequel
not mentioning the perverted puppet from Your Highness at the time because you were too busy rolling your eyes and also didn't want to draw attention to all the unfunny child abuse jokes about it, even though you probably write more in a week than that
badum tish
so does Hermione, it seems
Dex's species are physically incapable of farting, because they have penises where their anuses should be
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
being a little in love with Egg Girl, you really need to spend less time online (1.0000)
not being able to use a star to abbreviate Homestar Runner with the Regret Index syntax (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2758/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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