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replacing the meat in your sandwiches lately with cucumber
II Koch II Furious
I'm just out of it today
that's pretty good
Koch II Koch
being double Eiffel Towered by the Koch brothers, Hawk Koch, and Myke Hawke in I don't know how to finish this joke
being double Eiffel Towered by the Bros twins and the Hos twins in Bros Before Hos VII
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Bros
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, eh
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
stealing that girl in second grade who looked like Christina Ricci's bra until she had a breastgasm in the bathroom at church
Julian Assange's wikipedia page including a photo of protesters bearing signs that read "Assange is Assangeous"
Julian Assange's wikipedia page including a photo of protesters bearing signs that read "outrage is outrageous"
Julian Assange's wikipedia page including a photo of protesters bearing signs that read "courage is courageous"
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Rape more frequent in Sweden than India, and that's just counting Julian Assange
Rape more frequent in Sweden than India
a good day to Dye Harde
you're everywhere and nowhere baby
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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