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the Comey memo sounds savage af
these include the terms "beaver basher," "cranny axe," "custard launcher," "dagger," "heat seeking moisture missile," "mayo shooting hotdog gun," "pork sword," and "yogurt shotgun"
making a really nice chili
A passenger wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat and calling fellow air travelers "lesbian" and "Hillary" caused his United Airlines flight from Shanghai to New Jersey to be delayed seven hours
the way splenda foams so much when you put it in a cold liquid
A Mississippi Republican lawmaker who called for the lynching of politicians who approve of the removal of Confederate monuments needs to "quickly clear up his remarks," the state GOP chairman said Monday
promoting the possibility of lasting peach
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the uranus inside a man trope
Uranus, the sideways giant watching Inside Man while inside a man
having a GELIGNITE bod
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killing the guy who killed Hitler
Uranus, the sideways giant
watching Inside Man while inside a man
Dumbledore penis raping a TV
having a dynamite bod
Snaping Private Dumbledore
a child molesting robot is not news, a robot molesting child is
Bees by Dre
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(1) not really NEEDING to fuck a midget on your deathbed, but wanting to
(1) infested spring
(2) needing to fuck a midget on your deathbed
(1) peg toodle pip pork, Simon Pegg, Pippa Middleton, Peppa Pig
(5) I would bust that tight pASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKy so hard and so often that you would leak and limp for a week
(2) Rick Tailfeathers, Mayor of Duckburg
(1) smashing the canoptic jar containing Kento's penis, so that his spirit will be impotent in the afterlife
(2) typical Lancastrian
(2) I happen to like eight year old boys
(1) ODD
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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