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unintentional siestas
Blyke Hawke Downe
Colored Goose Down, Cheerio
that's racist
Black GOOSE Down
Black Hawk Down
They went on multiplying in this way until they filled the prison and I lay dying beneath that hemisphere of sand
I dreamt that the grains of sand were three
I slept again
I dreamt I awoke and that on the floor there were two grains of sand
picking up an old book you haven't read for ten years or more and finding to your surprise that you are intimately familiar with the words, even though you can't remember anything much about the book without it open in front of you
In a later episode, Gus O'Mally comes back from Arizona for one night and helps run the bar
Coach tells a customer looking for Gus, the owner of Cheers, that Gus was dead
stealing that chick's bra one time and honestly wishing you hadn't bothered
going to that Cheers bar one time and honestly wishing you hadn't bothered
when you were a kid and you used to hide under the couch so that you could stay up to watch new episodes of Cheers, wicked pissah
don't you mean Cheerios
when you were a kid and you used to hide under the couch so that you could stay up to watch new episodes of Cheers
remembering watching Married Ellipsis With Children when you were like ten years old and feeling it was far too lowbrow for you
the character of Bud Bundy
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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all I see is an Eiffel Tower of reams, real cum burstin' out of every seam (1.0000)
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gangnam style (0.9982)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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