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spanx club doesn't pay
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"Spanx Smuggler," seventy, Arrested With Four Pounds Of Cocaine In Her Girdles, Underwear
it basically looked like she spray painted her buttocks lean tone
it basically looked like she spray painted her buttocks loan teen
it basically looked like she spray painted her buttocks ante Leon
FourOhOne K and Juliet
she may remember you from such movies as 'Sexy Grampa' and 'Dentures in the Glass'
that also, if you get talking she'll be able to judge for herself how Troy McClure you are
having been in similar situations and got so wrapped up in worrying that you wasted the chance
not having any useful advice for the situation other than maybe if you looked at something other than her ass you might get some more clues to her real age
Roman Polanski's fear of drugging and repeatedly sexually assaulting twenty five year old women
taking a wank in the woods and noticing a young lady wearing tiny shorts that perfectly fitted her nice rear doing some kind of aerobics dance, and wondering whether to lust after her because she could have been anywhere from thirteen to twenty five
feeling cunamorus
Indominus rex
More dogs showing up to emergency veterinarian offices high on marijuana
The actor, best known for his role as Captain James T Kirk in Star Trek, called Seattle "a place where there's a lot of water"
it basically looked like she spray painted her buttocks neon teal
taking a walk in the woods and noticing a young lady wearing tiny shorts that perfectly fitted her nice rear doing some kind of aerobics dance, and wondering whether to lust after her because she could have been anywhere from thirteen to twenty five
tall poppy syndrome
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
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telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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