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Frank Sinatra "never missed" The Next Generation
listening to Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence" while having choke sex with Philip Glass
queefing squid's milk during a toast at a PETA convention to celebrate Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's wedding, l'Chaim!
Animal rights group PETA has named a pair of rescued chinchillas after Hollywood couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who got married at the weekend, as a gift to mark the occasion
listening to Berlin's "A Yak Be Thy Raw Meat" while having ox cheeks
listening to Berlin's "Take My Breath Away" while having ox cheeks
going black and being unable to go back
Songs to Have Choke Sex To
listening to Bow Wow Wow's "Sexy Eiffel Tower" while having choke sex
listening to The Beatles's "I am the Walrus" while having choke sex
listening to The Dresden Dolls's "Christopher Lydon" while having choke sex
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listening to Berlin's "Take My Breath Away" while having choke sex
Pablo Phoenix
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Austin Briggs, Child Detective
peaceful oat goblins
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
drinking champagne out of a chimp anus (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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