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Pokemon Horniman Walrus and Tokyo Sexwale
Horniman Walrus
Pokemon Cocks and Rocks
correctly reading "cocks" as "cocks" and thinking yeah, that's Kento alright
misreading "cocks" as "rocks" and thinking yeah, that's Kento alright
National Economic Council Director Gary Cohn on Friday clarified President Trump's recent remark that "the Germans are bad, very bad"
just kidding, he only likes cocks
Kento's bisexual symmetry
Kento's bilateral symmetry
Irregularia
that Spock's ship from Star Trek Colon Two Colon Thousand Nine was named "Jellyfish," that is stupid as fuck and hilarious
injecting the red matter
Ryanyanrama
whether or not red mercury actually existed was irrelevant to the prosecution
thinking it's probably a blessing that nobody has to hear you say "Gott im himmel! Choco Liebniz!" literally every time you see a packet, and subsequently leave you
bottoming for Bruce Willis in Old Man Action VII
watching Red and then the sequel and thinking maybe you're missing something through not having seen any of the Expendables movies, like maybe it's a parody, but being pretty sure Old Man Action Movies is supposed to be a subgenre now
gin teat vids manager Ryan North
Ryan Polanski
Ryan North managed virgin teats
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(2) inside of Bananarama it's too dark to read
(2) getting Spice World instead of a Bananarama movie
(1) not really NEEDING to fuck a midget on your deathbed, but wanting to
(1) infested spring
(2) needing to fuck a midget on your deathbed
(1) peg toodle pip pork, Simon Pegg, Pippa Middleton, Peppa Pig
(5) I would bust that tight pASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKy so hard and so often that you would leak and limp for a week
(2) Rick Tailfeathers, Mayor of Duckburg
(1) smashing the canoptic jar containing Kento's penis, so that his spirit will be impotent in the afterlife
(2) typical Lancastrian
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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