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wondering what Kento's rating on the amazing Sixty Nine Index is fingered citrons
wondering what Kento's rating on the amazing Sixty Nine Index is
fingered citrons
really wanting some elm ass, eh
really wanting some shemales
really wanting some tamales
Supreme Court overturns right to fetal penis fist
Men convicted in Quebec maple syrup theft should face fetal penis fist, Crown says
eating that swan flavored ramen that make your sweat smell like swan
Men convicted in Quebec maple syrup theft should face stiff, sexy penalties, Crown says
Men convicted in Quebec maple syrup theft should face stiff penalties, Crown says
being that chicken flavored ramen that make your sweat smell like chicken
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Kento Bustyfundamentes
Kento didn't start out with the world's bustiest asshole, he had to work up to it
almost typoing "busiest" instead of "biggest"
Kento didn't start out with the world's biggest asshole, he had to work up to it
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(2) hi kento
(3) being that chicken flavored ramen that make your sweat smell like chicken
(2) your new dildo being too big for you
(1) pitching an original sitcom in which Charles Martinet and Scott Baio play a prominently married couple who make a living playing traditional Mexican music, Mariochachi Band
(4) wondering who Tabitha on regret two zero six eight was and how she found the index
(1) being followed on twitter by a guy named BLAZING HOMOSEX
(2) Kento "Dick Dick Dick" Ikeda
(1) Kim Jong nam really looking like the Asian Dom Deluise
(3) how the Grinch stole the US Federal Gold Reserve, over two hundred police and national guard dead, a nation mourns
(1) the world is not a tangled knot of failure
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
that I'm afraid the pretzels are no longer complimentary, Mr Bond (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
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not getting circumcised (63)
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