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advertising magnate Ryan North
if the parents of Seth Rich took out a tire iron and beat the living shit out of Sean Hannity for his repulsive lies
it's like they're blocked
you know I don't get any pussies
Mary Poppins with supreme nasal meatus
I just assumed that it's google tracking us via pussies and trying to be helpful
Mary Poppins with tempura
there's more than two of us, unless you've been pretending to be other people again
thinking of google as a fairly stupid dog
I just assumed that it's google tracking us via cookies and trying to be helpful
it was a four hundred million dollar deal, which I guess is a lot for a user base of two people
I guess maybe Ryan has partnered with google to allow regret index userdata to influence youtube recommendations
seriously, what is up with that shit
I have also been receiving these recommendations
youtube recommending you multiple videos of lions fucking tigers for some reason
bottoming for Julie Andrews in My Fair Ladyboy
Mary Poppins with breasts and a penis
the last tempura of Christopher Lydon
the last tempura of Christ
Mary Poppins with depression
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(1) not really NEEDING to fuck a midget on your deathbed, but wanting to
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(2) needing to fuck a midget on your deathbed
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(5) I would bust that tight pASTERISKASTERISKASTERISKy so hard and so often that you would leak and limp for a week
(2) Rick Tailfeathers, Mayor of Duckburg
(1) smashing the canoptic jar containing Kento's penis, so that his spirit will be impotent in the afterlife
(2) typical Lancastrian
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
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