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flicking her left one until she had a breakgasm
flicking your switch until the breaker trips
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jacking off for your rights for a while, then switching over to your lefts
jacking off for your rights
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eating that whole thing of vagina snot and throwing up in bed at TWO in the afternoon
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something about the phrase "vagina snot rodeo ego" making you want to throw up
something about the phrase "vegan tandoori goose" making you want to throw up
making an anazingly waffletastic vegan tandoori goose swandwich for lunch, eh
making an anazingly delicious vegan tandoori chicken sandwich for lunch
having to make mint orange enchiladas and bread marmalade today
having to make orange marmalade and mintbread enchiladas today
still being in bed at one in the afternoon
having to make orange marmalade, mintbread and enchiladas today
making an anazingly delicious tandoori chicken sandwich for lunch
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