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getting an STD SERIOUSLY GUYS PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT HERE BECAUSE I'M CONSIDERING THIS AND NEED TO KNOW IF IT'S WORTH IT
we also need to know what you are wearing and what your vital statistics are
it's urgent
please respond
wondering what STD, how it was contracted, and whether you had fun
being invited up chocolate creek abd saying you'd come, but not really having any intention of coming
being invited to a Spanish villa in September and saying you'd go, but not really having any intention of going
it looks like we're up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick walking by a hotel room that pretty audibly contained a coke Barren Pepsi P
it looks like we're up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick
walking by a hotel room that pretty audibly contained a coke
Barren Pepsi P
the implication that Pepsi is better than Coke
wanking by a hotel room that pretty audibly contained a coke fuelled gangbang and not knocking on the door
walking by a hotel room that pretty audibly contained a PEPSI fuelled gangbang and not knocking on the door
walking by a hotel room that pretty audibly contained a coke fuelled gangbang and not knocking on the door
an attractive woman flirting with you outside another hotel as you stopped to take a picture
not having the opportunity to get an STD, unless you count walking by a hotel room that pretty audibly contained a coke fuelled gangbang and not knocking on the door
getting an STD, in the parking lot of a strip mall, in the dumpster behind Steak n Shake or at the Quality Inn Pasadena, near the Rose Bowl
getting an STD
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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that the killer what took me is entitilitis (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
teabagging Raymond Burr (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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