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Sandra Bullock has been named People Magazine's most beautiful woman in the world
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the twenty second century will be remembered as the century in which the Sandwich Making Foxes entered the Hand Job Robot Hyphen Human Barbie War
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A fox in Chernobyl has made Kento a large sandwich using cold meats and bread fed to him by a radio crew in the area
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A fox in Chernobyl has made a large sandwich using cold meats and bread fed to him by a radio crew in the area
almost always feeling guilty after being live yogurt
I really don't know what you mean
being slain by a chaotic evil yogurt elemental, if you know what I mean
being slain by a chaotic evil yogurt elemental
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic yogurt, is live or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure
almost always feeling guilty after eating live yogurt
giving Kento a bitchin' fringe for his birthday
lending your bee space to a dishonest beekeeper
almost always feeling sleepy after eating live yogurt
bee space
giving Kento a bichon frise for his birthday
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
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your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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