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I didn't see that movie because Kevin Smith, but seriously, there's no way I'd ever agree to a walrus costume
you can forget about me wearing that walrus suit, too
you're still bottoming though, don't think I'm going to forget about that
I'm just really good at reading people
how did you know that what I wanted for Christmas was to be totally fucked
it's the best thing
there're to women that are attractive enough for me, so I jack off to my own reflection in the mirror, and sometimes I wear a wig or something
there're no novels that I like to read, so I write my own novels, and then I read them again, and it's the best thing
Wrenchmakers of America join with MPAA to sue International Space Station over 'ThreeD printing and large scale piracy'
Astronauts on the International Space Station have used their ThreeD printer to make a wrench from instructions sent up in an email
Jordan Parke
The Curious Cans of Richie Rich
The Curious Cans of Christina Ricci
genuinely not being distant, just busy at odd hours
bastard sword specialization
reckless spending and interspecies homoerotica
reckless spending and interracial homoerotica
it's an act of violence, not love
not know what to do with those tossed salads and cyber attacks
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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that the killer what took me is entitilitis (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
slamming your dick in the car door (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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