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Kento After Dentist
supermarkets with no phone signal
that was how she air quoted it, you just wondered if she'd been going through a phase
drawing a picture of Kento being Double Rainbowed by Tay Zonday and a sneezing panda
again, I have to say this, she's not a quote unquote celebrity
reading an article written by Nicole Dieker about her quote unquote celebrity and wondering given the titles of some of her songs and the genuine remorse she seems to feel whether she posted here and had claimed to be a celebrity
Kento is more of a celebrity than Nicole Dieker
so, are we going to start calling intertards like Chris chan and Boxxy celebrities now too
she was very nearly an Internet Celery
she was an Internet Celebrity
Nicole Dieker is not a celebrity, ergo she is not the Celebrity Regretter
drawing a picture of Kento eating shit covered waffles with Chris Lydon on the Eiffel Tower
drawing a picture of Kento eating
drawing a picture of Kento being
drawing a picture of Kento being Eiffel Towered by Christina Ricci and a waffle
the canopy above the sea
wondering if Nicole Dieker is not the Celebrity Regretter, but posts here anyway
licking Danish remoulade off of Christina Ricci's erect penis
wondering if Nicole Dieker is the Celebrity Regretter
The Swan's Name is Ingrid
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
lolcode (1.0000)
failing to come up with a mutually acceptable third person (1.0000)
watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
deep throating Stephen Fry (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2443/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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