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starting a change dot org petition to force the scientific community to change the name "spermine" to "manthol"
eating that whole thing of menthol and jizzing in bed
Kento's Spearmint Cum
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Poutine calls insulting Turkish warplane 'a stab in back bacon, eh'
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(2) Kento being banned from the Regret Index
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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