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SQUIRTLE used TORRENT on JEWEL'S BOOBS! It was HIGHLY EFFECTIVE!
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drinking the water in Mexico (1.0000)
that, okay, to be honest your natural reaction to any kind of interaction initiated by the opposite sex is to consider forming a crush on them (1.0000)
how quickly time seems to pass (1.0000)
misplacing your virginity and not being sure where you left it, though it was probably on the bus (1.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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