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Aly Raisman colon 'Everything I put into my body is for my castings'
it REALLY needed to be laundered
stealing that girl's runny cunt bra from the communal laundry room
Runny Cunt Bra
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Bunny Currant
being born under a gooseberry bush
continually poking that specimen of the rare necrotising vagina tree because you're really into cunt tree hand wasting
marquetry
dong bribes
insert Gary Glitter joke here
converted your dollars to dong and getting some Vietnamese schoolboys
getting a two year subscription to Drunk Fireworks Handler Magazine
one hundred% of Vietnamese schoolchildren believe one hundred% of their classmates may be Asian
legalized prostitution
twenty five% of Vietnamese schoolchildren believe ten% of their classmates may be gay
Man Shoots off Firework From Top of His Head, Dies Instantly
filling that girl's bra with guacamole in the communal laundry room and then denouncing her
guacamole is bourgeois decadence
We would never come to believe that a homosexual could embody the conditions and requirements of conduct that would enable us to consider him a true Revolutionary, a true Communist militant putting penis in your guacamole
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all I see is an Eiffel Tower of reams, real cum burstin' out of every seam (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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