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that you can't have an amusement park without semen
the Rhonda Fleming Womann Clinic For Men's Comprehensive Care
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that if Dick Van Dyke doesn't die falling over a footstool you'll be so disenchanted with him that you won't even go to his funeral, even if there's a really great buffet
putting the semen in amusements
putting the fella in fellatio
Kento's homocentrism
the death of Jerry Lewis
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It's been a fantastic carnival week but this has taken the shine off things
Orrin Hatch's whorin' hatch
fuck marry kill, Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine, Pringles, the Juggernaut
just now remembering that someone told you off in the comments around threeninesevenfivethree or possibly just completed a favorite song lyric but remembering being both startled and impressed
fuck marry kill, Nine Inch Nails, Utwo, Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
he's more sand than man, now
fuck marry kill, the Four Tops, Four Non Blondes, Ten Thousand Maniacs
wondering whether Hayden Christensen works out and eats right because he's a health conscious husband, father and actor or whether he's just afraid of people selling tshirts that say "he's more carbs than man, now"
bottoming for Marie of Guise in Powerful House of Guys VII
Marie of Guise, of the powerful House of Guise
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(6) that a pretty brunette girl, late teens, stranded on the beach, wearing a becoming bikini bottom, flip flops and sweatshirt, to whom you lent your cell phone to call for a ride, smiled up winningly at you, batted her long lashes, then thanked you as "Sir"
(2) Teen Choice Awards Colon Miley Cyrus explains her absence
(4) something ribald
(4) getting the regret "all of these stupid regrets" but not having a Sometimes button
(1) remembering way back on THIS 'dex when we hit TWENTY thousand regrets and it seemed like an absolutely mindboggling impossible number
(4) having worked with Cambridge undergraduates and graduates for protracted periods and being honestly able to say they aren't as a cohort notably intelligent, just focused on their usually narrow special interests, and expecting the same is true of Harvard
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
forgetting to feed your klinoppe (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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