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Sepp Blatter deserves Nobel Prize for FIFA work, Russia's Vladimir Putin says
doing it big willie style
all over the world high school girls take to the ropes and turn them slow
double Dutch rudders
hosing down fledgelings with Adam Sandler
Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks
being a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
In particular, they took offense to Native women's character names they found insulting, and an instance when an actress portraying an Apache woman squats and urinates while smoking a ceremonial peace pipe
cats are made of glass
it's not like I'm gonna get laid any other way
no not really
being a sex pervert who makes awkward advances toward women
your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery
not being sure you've ever even seen an episode of Saturday Night Live, just clips and parodies and such
Elle Macpherson gets a pass because she's purty
that other than the time he appeared as host and musical guest, even Sting never had a truly sucky costar
not being sure of a lot of things
wondering what unholy alignment of planets resulted in Zach Braff and Maroon Five appearing on the same edition of Saturday Night Live
thinking that including things from Filmography hyphen Self would be a step too far toward Creeptown
fending off movie stars with yo pink attics
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
Scientology (1.0000)
the Leprechaun violently emerges from Kowalski's penis when he attempts to have sex with a fellow marine (1.0000)
all I see is an Eiffel Tower of reams, real cum burstin' out of every seam (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2758/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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