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unshelled water chestnuts
Donald Trump's seasonal affective disorder
that's what I said, signed, Dickgirl Rachel Stevens
this is harder than I realised
thinking about it Axl Rose probably does know the best bakeries in any town you go to
fuck marry kill, Jewel, Natalie Portman, late era Axl Rose
I mean, you get to kill one of them
being asked to choose between a nice old guy who's probably got a lot of fun stories to tell, a literal goddess who got hit with the beautiful stick, and a porn star slash prostitute who's had sex with Donald Trump
One BB Frank
fuck marry kill, Stormy Daniels, Anthony Daniels, Storm from X Men
Three AA Peniston
Five CC Peniston
that apparently Stormy Daniels turned Sou'wester Davids
that apparently Stormy Daniels turned Japanese yesterday
that apparently Stormy Daniels turned milk yesterday
that apparently Stormy Daniels turned sixty nine yesterday
banging me in the back of some Guy Ritchie's car like one of your material girls
banging me in the back of some rich guy's car like one of your French girls
you're taking your life in your hands even considering whether to fuck a cygnet if you ask me, when the Swan Police find out they'll make you sorry
it's a cygnet
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(1) wondering if there is a median point where the curves of insane through too much sex and insane through too much money intersect, and whether it is reached sooner or later than in the natural state when money is exchanged for sex
(2) making a old woman cry by calling her an ugly mouse, i'm looking at you, old german lady with alzheimer's
(1) that alex could be short for either alexander or alexandra, thus not clearing up the question of whether sa is female or male at ALL
(2) Virgin vs Chad memes
(1) Kids, consuming wieners with ease
(3) if you hard, then you hard
(1) knowing the date you last ate jalapenos
(3) I shall join you in those impure thoughts
(2) Smurfed Hams
(3) let's be honest, it was more of a "drop" than a "stuff"
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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