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not constantly vibrating
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Tod Uphill
I'm pretty sure I'm not
you're gay
fantasizing about phone sex with Egoraptor
wondering if we can ever truly know another person or even know ourselves, and by extension whether we could truly recognise the similarities between ourselves and otherwise identical clones or versions of ourselves
that we never fully resolved the identity of Zachor Clitcaster O'Dirge
that we never fully resolved the whole clone vs future self fucking conundrum
finding that you enjoy being around people who are quite dissimilar to yourself, so guessing that you would probably hate yourself
sometimes wondering what it is really like to be around yourself, like as a total stranger would you feel that you were an asshole, or are you constantly vibrating and nobody wants to mention it, or things like that
a crazed erotic grits loch
racial crotch zest
Zachor Clitcaster
chic zone trim
zinc chromite
wondering what it was like for Winston Churchill's close friends to have to watch him get stinking drunk every time he went to a party just so he would have a chance to use that line
disinterring Benjamin Franklin's corspe and electrocuting the eyholes of his skull in order to violate him like he violated young keys
wondering what it was like to be around well quoted people from history like Benjamin Franklin or Oscar Wilde, like were they always on and coming up with new material or would you just hear variations on "we should hang together" or whatever constantly
Jay sees a half naked and bloodied woman walking toward her, urinating pleasing date seekers
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
holding your boobs when you run down the stairs (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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