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making Kento jokes around someone who has the misfortune to eat Kento
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Laurence Olivier as Dr Totenkopf
making Eiffel Tower jokes around someone who has had a miscarriage
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making squid's milk jokes around someone who is queefing squid's milk at a PETA convention
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making miscarriage jokes around someone who has had a miscarriage
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the Walruses of Navarone
Swans of the Western Front
Horse Soldiers of Nine Eleven
wondering what's up with Myke Hawke these days
wondering what's up with the French Regretter or the Regretter in France these days
considering writing the regret "wondering what's up with the French guy who looks like Janice Dickinson these days" but remembering that he's probably dead
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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