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saying "this shit is ON" every time you take a dump
saying "it's time to take out the TRASH" every time you take out the trash
freezing your penis off
burning your penis off
nudes a poopin'
she might not have lost so amusingly
she should have just taken a nude picture of herself with a morbidly obese naked man with a boner, wikipedia can't get enough of those
not wanting to speculate why glass bottles are banned i imgur com xfoursnItwok jpg
your brother once describing a three month ordeal his friend, a political candidate with party backing, went through just trying to get one image of herself that he had taken at her request with her phone onto her Wikipedia vanity article
suspecting that the photos labeled "anus tattoo" are not actually anus tattoos but actually an exotic venereal superdisease caused by the conflux of over a thousand STDs, some yet to be documented by man
this picture being pretty much the last thing you would see after your car runs out of gas in swamp country before you get skinned alive i imgur com ZFNkothreen jpg
I was looking for Corn's a Poppin'
I don't know why I looked that up
all the tattooed anus pictures in wikimedia's category colon nudes a poppin'
dicks a poppin'
chafing in Lincoln Chafee's Lincoln
Lincoln Davenport Chafee was named for the place and item of furniture on which he was conceived
Lincoln Chafee being either a lovechild or brand merger of Lincoln Almond and John Chafee
letting people down because of your stupid sleep patterns
drawing a picture of Prof Sacks and Zach Braff emptying their sacks professionally
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having beautiful breasts (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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