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A raffle is underway at Google's
the death of Myke Kwouke
you put the lime in the finger cut, you drink 'em both together
cutting your finger and getting lime juice in the cat
cutting your finger and getting lime juice in the cut
Kento is the one in the middle!
Eric is the one in the middle!
"Luke, the ground here on Endor is too full of roots to dig and there's a lot of Vader's remains left to dispose of, an open fire isn't a great method of cremation," said Han "Let's take him down to the riverbank and bury him in the sandbank" replied Luke
tonight there's going to be a raid, somewhere in this internet
A raid is underway at Google's
the death of Burt Kwouk
'cause if my eyes don't deceive me, there's something going wrong around here
Kento's milkshake brings all the walruses to the water park, and they're like, "orf", damn right, "orf"
Melania Trump's frightening lips
assface depot, eh
Star Wars Colon Episode IX Colon The Sad Space Foe
the sad space foe
the ace of spades
googling Johnny Carson's sex tape in Reno just to watch him fuck
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(1) A raid is underway at Google's
(2) being Eiffel Towered by all of the walruses in the water park in order
(1) being the map
(1) windowless vans
(8) that you were honestly kind of relieved when it looked like the regret index was broken because it meant you didn't have to think about things like Jonathan Frakes peeing on Patrick Stewart's head any more
(1) a California Cheeseburger
(1) The next thing I know, I'm on the floor and my arms are paralyzed
(3) your body is a Disneyland
(1) the way that people at Wikinews pretend like they're actually journalists
(1) people who say 'eff' instead of 'fuck'
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (4137)
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