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Shrek XXXVI In It to Win It
Shrek XXXV All This and Shrek II
Shrek XXXIV Rogue Nation
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Shrek XXXII A Tale of Thirty Two Kitties
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Shitty With a Chance of Meatballs being such a cloudy movie
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs being such a shitty movie
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jumping your skateboard over Springfield Gorge
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
being a little in love with Egg Girl, you really need to spend less time online (1.0000)
not being able to use a star to abbreviate Homestar Runner with the Regret Index syntax (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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