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my God, I loved my boys on that show
I grew to really love Star Trek Colon Voyager, and out of a cast of nine, I've made three great friends
the man had no boundaries
he probably asked Nurse Chapel to watch him take a sonic shower a couple times too
guessing that Kirk doesn't give a shit about whether it is transgressive to fuck a given hole
wait I mean Ensign Wildman
I'm just going to say Janeway and hope you don't judge me
Ocampa give birth through their backs so Kirk only knows where sticking sex appendages is or isn't transgressive with them
if we're talking about characters then I don't know because I don't know that they all have butts or even cloacas
if I had to guess I'd say anyone but Jeri Ryan, probably someone like Jennifer Lien or based on this one sweaty clip of him clutching a water bottle and desperately trying to hold it together on E! back in the nineties, Robert Duncan McNeill
wondering which member of the Voyager crew was most into butt stuff
Star Trek Colon Deep Space IX but the theme and all incidental music are played on a slide whistle
Star Trek Colon Voyager but the theme and all incidental music are played on castanets
I just want to play on my pan pipes
Aydin Onac has been suspended as head of St Olave's school in Orpington
Kento's new Manbang exclusive sitcom, Booby Dudey
Self Transforming Machine Elf on the Shelf
Barf Dizzy
Poverty strikes dead the very souls of all who come within sight, sound or smell of it
did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Dizzy the Wise
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(1) secretly marrying someone who wakes up every night from nightmares
(1) betting your right nut on a pair of jacks
(1) being in the unfortunate habit of falling for a pretty smile
(5) that being bound, gagged, hooded and beaten in a freezing cold barn in the middle of nowhere, hosed down, sworn at, beaten, ridiculed, beaten again, beaten some more and then electrocuted gratuitously makes you uncomfortable
(1) the Island of the Virgin Presidents
(2) back in the nineties when getting caught with your dick in a hooker's mouth was a big deal but not a career killer
(1) let who who has never sexually harassed and raped record breaking numbers of women over a span of four decades cast the first stone, amirite
(1) seriously, we should unionize
(2) getting a serious looking face tattooed on one boob and a man's body in miniature beneath with a speech bubble on the other boob and the words "I'm a breast man myself" simply to commit to a very involved joke
(4) wondering which barely scientific scifi world would be best to live in
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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