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(1) windowless vans
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(1) The next thing I know, I'm on the floor and my arms are paralyzed
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(1) people who say 'eff' instead of 'fuck'
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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